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I throat-punched a Maldivian spy trying to throw bananas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a rat 🐀 a crow a robin a magpie a duck 🦆 a coot a goose a swan 🦢
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