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I throat-punched a Maldivian spy trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a pigeon a robin a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a coot a goose a magpie a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝
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