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I throat-punched a Maldivian spy trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a koala 🐨 a squirrel a pigeon a robin a rat 🐀 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a duck 🦆 a coot
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