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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
Tequila
dispenser
leaked all over
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a Bolivian
a Tuvaluan
an Uruguayan
a Saudi Arabian
an Egyptian
a Stateless
a Martiniquais
a Solomon Islander
a Northern Irish
a Guyanese
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