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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
Tequila
dispenser
leaked all over
an Uzbek
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
bus driver
TV personality
soldier
train driver
a spy
student
sailor
child
taxi driver
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