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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
Tequila
dispenser
leaked all over
a Peruvian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
dentist
ticket inspector
farmer
woman
train driver
a spy
man
bus driver
student
policewoman
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Dan
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