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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
ludicrously expensive cocktails
dispenser
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
bent
leaked all over
fell off
cracked
flooded
had
made a funny noise
escaped
froze
caught fire
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