Sorry I'm late today

Bad maintenance

My train's windscreen wiper ludicrously expensive cocktails dispenser had …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a crow a goose a magpie a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a blackbird

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