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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
ludicrously expensive cocktails
dispenser
leaked all over
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a Pakistani
a Slovenian
a Tunisian
an Algerian
a Rwandan
a Malawian
a South Korean
a Jamaican
a Pitcairn Islander
a German
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