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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
electro-spangler
leaked all over
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a Tongan
an Ukrainian
a French
a Bangladeshi
a Portuguese
a Libyan
a Slovak
a British
a Thai
a Tuvaluan
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