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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
electro-spangler
leaked all over
a Pakistani
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
bus driver
surgeon
tramp
woman
doctor
sailor
farmer
dentist
shepherd
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