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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
electro-spangler
leaked all over
a Jordanian
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
shepherd
bus driver
train driver
pilot
student
sailor
policewoman
ticket inspector
a spy
man
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Dan
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