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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
raccoon 🦝
guard
leaked all over
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a Moldovan
a Pitcairn Islander
a Mosotho
an Azerbaijani
a Kuwaiti
a Bahraini
a Solomon Islander
a Libyan
an Iraqi
a Nauruan
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