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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
raccoon 🦝
guard
leaked all over
a Pitcairn Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
bus driver
soldier
tramp
policeman
a spy
student
farmer
woman
shepherd
pilot
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.