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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
raccoon 🦝
guard
leaked all over
an Azerbaijani
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
dentist
ticket inspector
surgeon
shepherd
train driver
woman
policeman
TV personality
doctor
man
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Dan
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