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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Bacardi Breezers
dispenser
leaked all over
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a Costa Rican
a Nigerien
a Central African
a Niuean
a Hong Konger
a Malian
a Cambodian
a Czech
a Kazakh
a Slovenian
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