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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Bacardi Breezers
dispenser
leaked all over
a Swazi
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
milkman
surgeon
train driver
soldier
TV personality
child
bus driver
man
woman
a spy
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Dan
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