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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Bacardi Breezers
dispenser
leaked all over
a Jordanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tramp
bus driver
pilot
student
taxi driver
dentist
ticket inspector
policewoman
train driver
shepherd
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Dan
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