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Superhero
I
strangled
a train driver
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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tomato ketchup
chicken wings
fish fingers
scrambled egg
shrimp
hummus
iceberg lettuce
peppercorns
prawn crackers
peanuts
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