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Superhero
I
strangled
a train driver
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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sunflower seeds
rice krispies
tomato ketchup
peppercorns
candy floss
pitted olives
chilli peppers
mashed potato
taramasalata
chicken wings
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