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I strangled a train driver trying to throw scrambled egg at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a pigeon a robin a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a goose a magpie a squirrel a crow a raccoon 🦝
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