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I strangled a train driver trying to throw scrambled egg at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a goose a squirrel a blackbird a coot a swan 🦢 a pigeon a magpie a robin
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