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I strangled a train driver trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a blackbird a pigeon a crow a robin a swan 🦢 a squirrel a goose a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁
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