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Superhero
I
strangled
a sailor
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
rice pudding
garlic cloves
shallots
pitted olives
fish fingers
mushy peas
cat biscuits
Doritos
peppercorns
chicken nuggets
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