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I strangled a sailor trying to throw watermelon at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a magpie a squirrel a pigeon a blackbird a crow a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a robin
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