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I strangled a sailor trying to throw hamburger relish at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a pigeon a magpie a goose a crow a coot a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a robin
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