Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
Vulcan death-gripped
a tramp
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tinned frankfurters
shallots
yoghurt
peanuts
cat biscuits
peppercorns
tomatoes
nacho cheese
lemons
scrambled egg
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