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I Vulcan death-gripped a tramp trying to throw gherkins at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a coot a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a blackbird a crow a robin

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