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I Vulcan death-gripped a tramp trying to throw mashed potato at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a rat 🐀 a squirrel a magpie a blackbird a crow a robin a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨

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