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Superhero
I
head-butted
a Mozambican
spy
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
taramasalata
tinned frankfurters
rice pudding
chicken nuggets
Pringles
tomato ketchup
mushy peas
peppercorns
ice-cream cones
hamburger relish
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