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Superhero
I
head-butted
a Mozambican
spy
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
iceberg lettuce
chocolate chips
hummus
scrambled egg
sunflower seeds
ice-cream cones
baked beans
Pringles
bread
spring rolls
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