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I head-butted a Mozambican spy trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

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a goose a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a koala 🐨 a robin a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a duck 🦆

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