Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I head-butted a Mozambican spy trying to throw ice-cream cones at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a coot a robin a magpie a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a crow a duck 🦆 a blackbird

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.