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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a surgeon
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
mushy peas
chicken nuggets
watermelon
nacho cheese
spinach
scrambled egg
Doritos
chocolate chips
taramasalata
noodles
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