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I scissor-kicked a surgeon trying to throw shrimp at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a robin a magpie a rat 🐀 a blackbird a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a goose a koala 🐨 a coot
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