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I scissor-kicked a surgeon trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

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a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a pigeon a magpie a goose a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢

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