Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a tramp
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Doritos
watermelon
candy floss
gherkins
Marmite
rice pudding
shrimp
tinned frankfurters
potatoes
noodles
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