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I scissor-kicked a tramp trying to throw rice at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a goose a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a blackbird a rat 🐀 a pigeon a magpie a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨

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