Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I scissor-kicked a tramp trying to throw pitted olives at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a crow a magpie a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a koala 🐨

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.