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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a Gambian
spy
trying to throw
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
spinach
mashed potato
iceberg lettuce
gherkins
hummus
watermelon
bananas
sunflower seeds
tomatoes
tomato ketchup
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