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I scissor-kicked a Gambian spy trying to throw sunflower seeds at …

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a goose a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a squirrel a magpie a blackbird

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