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I scissor-kicked a Gambian spy trying to throw tomato ketchup at …

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a blackbird a coot a squirrel a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a robin a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢

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