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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a Tuvaluan
spy
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
porridge
baked beans
ice-cream cones
prawns
rice krispies
bread
shrimp
scrambled egg
gherkins
halloumi
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