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I scissor-kicked a Tuvaluan spy trying to throw scrambled egg at …

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a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a magpie a swan 🦢 a squirrel a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a coot a robin

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