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I scissor-kicked a Tuvaluan spy trying to throw baked beans at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a robin a blackbird a goose a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a crow a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a coot a squirrel
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