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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a Swiss
spy
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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potatoes
gherkins
porridge
scrambled egg
chocolate chips
tinned frankfurters
bananas
baked beans
rice pudding
chicken nuggets
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