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I scissor-kicked a Swiss spy trying to throw scrambled egg at …

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a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a robin a crow

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