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I scissor-kicked a Swiss spy trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swan 🦢 a goose a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a magpie a squirrel a blackbird a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a crow

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