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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a Sudanese
spy
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
hamburger relish
prawn crackers
avocados
pizza
gherkins
garlic cloves
candy floss
shallots
rice pudding
ice-cream cones
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