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I scissor-kicked a Sudanese spy trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a blackbird a squirrel a rat 🐀 a coot a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a magpie a duck 🦆

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