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I scissor-kicked a Sudanese spy trying to throw prawn crackers at …

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a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a magpie a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a squirrel a blackbird a robin a swan 🦢

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