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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a shepherd
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
halloumi
tinned frankfurters
potatoes
gherkins
prawns
nacho cheese
shallots
ice-cream cones
fish fingers
chilli peppers
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