Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a shepherd
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
pitted olives
yoghurt
spinach
noodles
shrimp
porridge
fish fingers
bananas
sunflower seeds
watermelon
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