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I scissor-kicked a shepherd trying to throw avocados at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a goose a swan 🦢 a squirrel a blackbird a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆

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